New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
