If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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