it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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