shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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