this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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