he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
