I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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