I can't watch pbs sober anymore
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Randomize
