Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
