It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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