But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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