I must be too annoying 4 u.
you guys were way drunker than both of me
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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