I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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