Can Purell be used as lube?
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
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