we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Randomize
