My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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