STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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