Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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