Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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