Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
What happened to fro yo and sex?
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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