Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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