This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
