I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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