nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
did you just send me my own nude
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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