do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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