I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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