you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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