Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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