Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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