I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Randomize
