Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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