Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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