hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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