Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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