i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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