Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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