can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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