I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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