You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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