Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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