Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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