rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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