I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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