Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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