Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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