yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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