She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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