i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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