Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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