If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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