my room smells like sperm. sweet.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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